Archive for December, 2006

How to Deal with your Girlfriend Hooking

I noticed a few days ago that somebody had stumbled across this page by using the search phrase ‘how to deal with your girlfriend hooking’.

I was immediately gripped by a strong desire to write a post on that very issue.

So, lonely and curious internet searcher, I offer you this simple and complete answer to the question, How To Deal With Your Girlfriend Hooking:

A: You don’t.

This is, incidentally, the same as the answer to the question, How Do I Deal with My Girlfriend Stripping.

Now, I realize that some men may disagree with me here. Some men actually make it their life’s work to become good at seducing, manipulating, and managing strippers in long-term relationships. Some men actually say it is easy, given that strippers have already put their cards out on the table — they are prepared for a transactional relationship, and can therefore be managed in that way.

Plenty of men probably agree with these statements, but I tell you the truth, the number of men who can actually carry out satisfying relationships with strippers and not get exploited make up probably 0.0000012% of the global male population (and yes, I did actually run the numbers on that, and they’re solid).

We are not talking about those men here. We’re talking about the Average Guy. And the Average Guy will get eaten up by a woman who has already gone through the mental and psychological adjustments necessary to commoditize her body, her relationships, her love and affection. And, since most men have not made those adjustments, most men will get Eaten For Breakfast.

Simple equation: women (although not by nature) can be molded into predatory, manipulative creatures if circumstances are right. Strippers and hookers are two populations where, very typically, those circumstances were right with very high confidence. If you meet a stripper or hooker, odds are with almost 100% certainty that those women are predatory to one degree or another. Many of them also happen to hate men.

So here’s a shoutout for men who believe they are in ‘relationships’ with strippers or hookers: you’re not in a relationship. You are BEING HAD.

Get out while you can.

Again, stories that disprove me are most welcome. But before you try, make sure you don’t have your head up your ass.